An Ugly Discovery

No time for greetings, today we announce to the world that we have made a discovery so big and significant, even the President of Unicornia has to listen to us. We have found an alien in one of our oversized mansions, and no it is not an Indonesian we found. The creature, presumably from outer space made threatening faces to one of our security cameras, with evil intentions written all over its horrible putrid face. This grotesque monster can put the predators to shame and make banshees look like supermodels. We will reveal the photos towards the end of the post to give you a chance of backing off.

Warning: Photos not meant for the faint-hearted.

After our initial discovery, we set up more security cameras on our home and set traps every night to catch this elusive extraterrestrial life form. To our amazement we found out that there are two or more of the revolting creatures making a shelter out of our glamourous home.

We, as celebrities are obviously too important to be risking our lives trying to hunt down these potentially dangerous things, so we are recruiting anyone of less importance (You) to join our KUCOORARM (Keep Ugly Creatures Out of Roax and Rolex's Mansion) movement. To join, simply post a tweet tagging our Twitter account https://twitter.com/RoFever followed by a  hashtag #KUCOORARM.

And now we reveal our shocking evidence that extraterrestrial life exists and they like to take selcas.

Unknown being #1, we'll call him "Z".
Notice the intimidating black pointy structure on
 its head, presumably for self defence. After thorough interpretation, we
deduce that the being is trying to melt our retinas and render our eyes
useless with such a badly taken portrait, and once we lose our sense of
sight, they pounce. 

A blurred image of "Z" caught on camera.
From the eye position and structure, we conclude that this species
is extremely ugly.

"Z" resting in its habitat.
We managed to locate "Z"'s habitat in
our basement. Notice the lack of abs
and any significant muscular structure
on display. From the flabby abdomen, we
are relieve to say the creature is no
Superman-esque being.

Horror in the mansion!
A horrified Roax discovers through
one of our security cameras an accomplice of
"Z". Labelled "Abomination FAT", we were left
disgusted by the discovery of this image,
possibly the most revolting thing since vegetables.
We suspect creature in question is of vain and
arrogant nature with that gigantic head.
We also believe creature to be of low intelligence
with unclosable mouth.

Judging from the creatures' hideous facial features and lack of intelligence. We are 78% sure the aliens came
from the planet Ugleeplanetolia of galaxy Fatacheenosa VI.